| A proton and a neutron walk into a bar. They order a beer each and just as they are about to leave, the proton pays for his drink. The bartender lets the neutron leave without paying. The proton asks why, and the bartender says "Hes a neutron - no charge."
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| What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch? Fission chips.
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| What is the definition of "electron?" What the US did in 1980 and 1984.
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| When a certain nuclear physicist went on holidays he hung a sign on his laboratory door which read: "Gone Nuclear Fission."
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